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This week a shark will eat your friend. Well, not really, but you might want that to happen because he is bugging the hell out of you. Before you claw him to death, try to remember what you both have been through together. How you have both helped each other reach goals, get through tough relationships, all the keg stands you did in college or still do every other Friday. This friend is driving you nuts, but just think of all the wild stuff that you've done that he has not told anyone about! You are a loyal friend, you can still be. You just need a break from him. Don't feel bad, in a couple of weeks go ahead and take him to a horrible horror movie or a bar where they actually have music he likes and that will totally make up for it. Whether You know it or not, You are born with an exceptional talent for cross-stitch. Your next career: Master Level Ferris Wheel Operator. Clean towels will be key. You may not be winning any races, but you've done amazingly well for someone who has their shoelaces tied together. Next year, try some Velcro sneakers and see how far you can go.

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